Crazy Old Bags on London Transport
05 October 2005
10:44 PM
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What is up with elderly English ladies on London transport? They're the most inconsiderate and rude mob I have so far come across in London. I'm not a small person, so I have found it a bit disconcerting to have these hunched over 70+ year olds push me aside as they try to maneuver their way onto train or bus. There's a lot of people in this city, so you get the occasional push and shove from fellow commuters, but these grandmas are in a league of their own. They'll be in there with their fragile bodies, dropping the shoulder and ploughing through people without blinking an eyelid.

Today I was broadsided by this old lady trying to get onto a bus. She was no where near the bus when it pulled in and I was unfortunately standing in her way as she rapidly approached. When I had realised that she wanted to get onto it, I started moving aside. But it was too late, instead of deviating right to an unobstructed passage to the bus doors, she chose her more immediate route - through me. No "excuse me", no "sorry", I was simply left with a residual feeling of shock. If it were a young guy, I'd definitely give him piece of my mind. But one has to have respect for one's elders.

I don't know why this issue seems to be only apparent with the female gender. Women in the 25-45 age bracket are also particularly offensive while trying to acquire public transport. They can get a bit physical, but they don't charge at you unlike the previously mentioned grannies. Myself and others don't seem to have experienced anything negative with men on public transport. Except for the no eye contact thing, but that's a ubiquitous concept. It's only the women which throw away the handbook of mutual respect and commuting etiquette.

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27.10.05 
Peita

Okay, after having a read of Den’s comments on the Crazy Old Bags (COB) I have a couple of things to add to the subject. First of all, London is home of some of the most sefish people on the planet.

Secondly I want to inform you there are two other travel unfriendly culprits to watch out for on London travels, one species is the “Smelly Old Man”(SOM) and the other is the “Self Important Banker (SIB)”.

A testament to these type of people was a SIB who was sitting next to me (in the mobility and handicap seat) on the tube the other day on the way to work. Half way on the journey a Crazy Old Bag (COB), who was hunched over so much she could see all her ingrown toenails, stepped aboard the train. She shuffled into the isle clutching her over sized handbag and looked around for a seat. Looking expectantly at the SIB to vacate his seat for her, she waited… and waited… he refused to even acknowledge her, and continued to read his paper, Now I got the major cranks and got up and gave the lady my seat. She said thank you to me and a few well chosen scorching words to him.

So to me not all COB’s are bad, BUT, when it comes to traveling on the tube in London, it’s the SOM’s that take the cake in lack of respect and showering. When its my face that is pushed into their smelly armpit , I’d rather get shoved by a COB anytime

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28.10.05 
Dave Ng

It’s all part of the London experience Cus - deal with it! :p

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14.11.05 
Des

unfortunately, rudeness exists in all cultures, just as the same respect for elders exists in most cultures (hopefully). certainly I don’t know enough about English culture to explain what Dennis has experienced.

in overpopulated China, people will happily push in etc. I’ve even seen in China, parents encourage their children to push in, push others out of way. are we seeing a worldwide cultural change? who knows?

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